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Stations do NOT affect train speed

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Bullshit from an email thread and repeated constantly by the California High-Speed Rail Authority:

“Other potential benefits are also intriguing: a probable economic windfall for several cities along the route . . .”
and
“There will be as many as 24 passenger stations along the way . . .”

The train could more easily meet speed requirements if it stopped less. CA should do some land use planning first, then plan the train.

How would a station affect speed? Every train has to slow down to say “Hi”?

Stations have nothing to do with speed. Stations are INFRASTRUCTURE.

Station STOPS affect speed. Station STOPS are an OPERATIONAL decision and can be solved with a schedule change.

How come no one talks about having fewer freeway exits as a way to make freeways go faster? Because its stupid, drivers don’t get on and off at every freeway ramp. Yet somehow people think that a train has to behave like a stupid driver who takes every freeway exit! How come people think a train has to stop at every station?

News flash!

Trains can skip stations! If a train doesn’t stop a station the existence or (non-existence) of a station is irrelevant!

California High-Speed Rail Authority puts out this BULLSHIT as an excuse to avoid building a system that could actually serve dual purposes as both a long-distance system and a higher-speed adjunct to commuter rail.

“We can’t build more stations because that would slow down the train!”

This shinkansen train doesn’t look to be at all affected by the station:

Update 1:

Questions and astonishment from the email thread:

I’m not a train engineer, but I imagine money is spent on building a station with the expectation that some of the trains stop – because people live or work there.

I would hope so myself!

If there are stations for which trains stop infrequently, is that good planning?

Yes it is good planning. Stations can be built at relatively low cost. At the lowest end just a long enough siding, a asphalt boarding area, a parking lot and a place for taxis/buses. Even for HSR there is no reason a low frequency stop has to have even a building. Sure the HSR trains might require a high platform but that can be easily handled with a portable “step-up” carried on the train.

If I lived, or had a business near that station, I sure would want as many stops as possible.

well of course you would — and I want a pony. Wishes don’t mean you get.

Communities around those stations will use the existence of the station as marketing to attract development, but should it be happening at all 24 stops?

How is this a bad thing? Communities promoting passenger rail is bad?

Might there be some type of express/local arrangement, where a slower local (on a separate track) can feed the HSR? That doesn’t come through on the article.

You don’t need a separate track for anything except the station area. The station siding just needs to be long enough to allow for acceleration/deacceleration off of the main line. ( about 9 miles on the acceleration, less on the deacceleration ) Unless we are talking very impacted ROW the extra track is minor. The siding track is only necessary when the OPERATIONAL issues dictate that a train stopped at a station needs to be passed.

It probably doesn’t come through in the article because this is another operational issue that is decided after system is built. Running a train slower that system maximum because it is a “local” only matters when a higher speed express wants to pass. If there is nothing coming up behind it, a train can run at 40mph on the main high-speed line or it can stay stopped for 10 minutes blocking the main-line track.

How many stops do you think a typical train will make?

The system being proposed can run a train every 3 minutes / direction. 20 trains per hour going the direction you want as a passenger. If a passenger is going from one low traffic station to another they might have to transfer but at least they get service from a station close to their house. Why are we going to make them drive a long distance when the tracks are next to them. So what if only one train stops per day? This is just like Amtrak today!

Just make sure that the entire end-to-end trip time does not exceed a policy maximum.

How is it decided which stations to stop at?

By the people setting the schedule — same as today. Don’t get this question at all.

you’ve GOT to be kidding! Train Stations & Bus Stops have EVERYTHING to do with speed! Did you see: Muni floats plan to pull hundreds of S.F. stops

Really?
So the VTA 522 Rapid is slowed down by the existence of a bus stop on a curb? Did not notice that at all! Better go out and remove all those sign posts along El Camino Real for Route 22. That will definitely make the 522 go faster.

Update 2:

that bus is the transit agency’s version of BRT.
Not only have they eliminated stops (one mile length between most stop), it doesn’t even have a schedule after it leaves its origin at set time, meaning it doesn’t have to ‘wait’….

Amtrak buses doing something similar – on many runs, they will only stop if a passenger gets off, but not to pick up.

I think it important to recognize the differences between bus types – local, inter-city, BRT, and train types: commuter rail, heavy rail, LRT….speed is always an important factor – to some types more than others. Intercity trains are expected to go faster than commuter rail; commuter rail faster than heavy rail (though there can be express and local subway lines, of course), all both faster than LRT.

Can you imagine a ’smoke break’ for HSR???

And ?

Once again — how is the *existence* of a bus stop going to affect a bus’s schedule if the bus doesn’t stop at the stop?

How is the existence of a train station going to affect a given train’s speed and schedule if the train doesn’t stop?

I am completely baffled.

I am completely astonished that the NYC subway routes are impacted by stations where the train doesn’t stop.

I really do not understand how the “6-express” subway runs slower because of the existence of the “Elder Ave” stop ( which the 6-Express skips ). Perhaps someone else can help explain this?

I have no idea what a “smoke stop” has to do with station planning. Maybe you can enlighten me?

Update 3 [ 15 June 2009 23:13:00 ]:

An intelligent question from twitter:

Is there a (federal) law requiring trains to slow below a certain speed in stations irrespective of stopping?

No Federal Law. A train can go through at whatever speed it wants to. Certainly, some sort of warning system may desirable. The only exception is “holdout” stations. Holdout stations are stations where passengers cross active tracks to board. California Ave USED in Palo Alto, Ca to be holdout station.

New media same as the old when it comes to getting facts wrong

Friday, March 27th, 2009

Once again “new” media reporters on blogs has proven no better at getting facts right than “old” media reporters.

Mike Arrington over at TechCrunch gets a cheap laugh at a proposal to “ban black cars” by the California Air Resources Board.

Of course the vast majority of the comments piled on with silly comments about the “left coast” and “nutty environmentalists”, but apparently no one bothered to actually read the proposal or understand the problem.

Except that isn’t at all what the proposal actually is.

Briefly, dark colors absorb heat. And take a long time to radiate. Go down to LA in July some time. 95+ degrees. In stop and go traffic, without an airconditioner, the car will never cool off.

And if anybody bothered to actually read the presentation it says:

data indicates 20-25%
more likely achievable range for dark
colors for automobiles ( page 8 )

By 2016, all colors must meet the 20%
reflectivity requirement” (page 9)

And the benefits are:

Reduced interior temperatures can reduce a/c capacity and likelihood of a/c use
Smaller a/c or less operation results in less
fuel used ( page 4 )

So in other words, by 2016 the paints must meet a reflectivity standard that is *less* than what is possible for dark colors (except for jet black). If a Jet Black paint can meet the standards, the paint is o.k.

So ARB made sure to set an achievable goal that would not “ban” a color. But Mike needs his cheap shot and nothing was going to stand in his way.

Christmas present requests

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009

Miss A (5 years old) wants:

“A singing doll that has a toilet” — apparently the doll gets inspiration from certain …ehem… daily activities. (6 Dec 2008)

Frosting!

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Look dad, there is frosting on the grass!

Frosting the snowman….

- The kids … got to love them!

“Wasting fuel” option myth

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

How come otherwise intelligent people assume that fuel inefficiency is a desired feature in cars, SUVs, and trucks?

Do SUV buyers go to dealers and look for the car with the LEAST fuel efficiency?

Car salesperson: Hi, can I help you?

SUV buyer: Yes, I am looking for a vehicle that gets less than 11mpg. The Honda dealer across the street has a truck that gets 12mpg and I am looking for something that gets even lower mpg. Can you help me?

Car salesperson: Well of course! With this F-6705 we include a trailer hitch and matching trailer of concrete. We guarantee that that your mpg will be 4 mpg or lower!

SUV buyer: Dang! Where do I sign!

The reality is that if a consumer could buy a F150 that got 50mpg, they would buy it!

Since when is wasting money a optional “feature”?

Separate out the desire for big vehicles from the NON-desire to spend money on gas!

job opportunity for George Bush

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

My reply to some Nigerian 419′ers:

—– Original Message —-
From: “TEIKOKU OIL CO. LTD, JAPAN”
Sent: Friday, October 24, 2008 10:10:09 PM
Subject: PAYMENTS COLLECTION AGENT NEEDED

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Shibuya-ku, Tokyo 151-8565,
Japan.

This is an Official mail from The Group President/CEO Officer of I here by
write to publicize this piece of certainty information reaching you in good
and expected period of good time. Member, Group Partner who specifically
deals on oil and steel and more also Imports and Exports, Suppliment of
Products into Canada,Mexico/America and Europe.

With Loyalty as a matter of fact dedicate an appropriate individual/
prospected representative that would rather work with me as Reliable to
establish mode of Draft receipt from company’s product consumers in the
mentioned region as well as making Payments through you to us.

Note that, as our agent, you will receive ten percent(10%) of whatever
amount you receive for the company and the balance will be paid into an
account we will avail to you. If you are interested, I would appreciate
you forwarding to us the informations below;

(1)Full Names: Walker Bush
(2)Full Residential Or Office Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave , Washington DC
(3)Zip/Postal Code: 20500
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You are to send these informations to us via this email address;
job_inquiring@teikokuoil.net

Respectfully,
Mr Masatoshi Sugioka
Chairman (C.E.O).

I figure he will need a new job and since scamming is right up George’s alley — it should be a natural fit.

priceless, absolutely priceless

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Racism is now optional:

So a canvasser goes to a woman’s door in Washington, Pennsylvania. Knocks. Woman answers. Knocker asks who she’s planning to vote for. She isn’t sure, has to ask her husband who she’s voting for. Husband is off in another room watching some game. Canvasser hears him yell back, “We’re votin’ for the n***er!”

Woman turns back to canvasser, and says brightly and matter of factly: “We’re voting for the n***er.”

In this economy, racism is officially a luxury. How is John McCain going to win if he can’t win those voters?

avoiding labels (Montana edition)

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Since Reagan, the conservatives have successfully made “liberal” a bad word. Politicians ran away from that label. They were not “liberal” they were “progressive”.

So its not surprising that if a politician feels that he/she is being “labeled” in a way that is at odds with voters, that they come out swinging.

So your goal is to guess what the label is that this politician is trying to avoid. From the Billing Gazette:

Brown says he’s no ________, decries Demos’ mud-slinging

By CHARLES S. JOHNSON
Gazette State Bureau
HELENA – Republican gubernatorial candidate Roy Brown on Wednesday accused Democrats of spreading a false rumor that he is a ________.

“I am not and have never been a ________,” Brown said.

“I am disgusted by the baseless allegation that I am a ________ and that my personal … habits should somehow be construed as opposed to the economic interests of Montana.”

Brown was responding to an undated e-mail sent by his Billings neighbor, Pat Etchart, to Dennis McDonald, chairman of the Montana Democratic Party .

McDonald, in turn, forwarded Etchart’s e-mail … Friday and asked: “What do you make of this?”

The letter also has been send to … publications and blogs.

In the e-mail, Etchart said that when the Browns moved next door in Billings, Roy Brown invited her husband and her to their house to get acquainted.

“In the course of conversation, he told us that he and his wife are ________,” Etchart wrote. “At the time, I thought nothing of it, but as Roy now makes the rounds and campaigns for governor, I have a concern.

“What caused me to think about this is that I told my brother-in-law, who usually votes Republican, about it. And he said that he could never vote for a ________, because it’s against his economic interest.”

Reached in Billings, Etchart, a Democrat, confirmed that she sent McDonald the e-mail.

Etchart said when Brown told her he was a ________, he never mentioned anything about [why].

In response, Democratic Chairman McDonald said, “There’s a lot of good reasons not to vote for Roy Brown. Silly e-mails have got to be amongst the least of them.”

Brown said he has never used reports or rumors about Democratic Gov. Brian Schweitzer and his family life for political gain. The Republican said he believed Schweitzer and Democrats had a similar commitment to run a campaign based on politics and fact “without targeting unrelated heartache and misconstruing that as partisan ploy.”

“If this was a simple misunderstanding, that would be one thing, but this is clearly an attempt by Gov. Schweitzer and his political hacks to discredit me, and it’s beyond offensive,” Brown said.

So what is this scary label that has Mr. Brown in such a lather?
(more…)

Early death predicted!

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

High-Speed Rail and the “Reason” Foundation.

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Here is what the “Reason” Foundation says about High Speed Rail:

If you don’t want to read the whole thing:

  • a Highway project in Massachusetts ended up cost more money than planned for — as we all know highway projects always cost way too much.
  • the US can’t get off its ass and build anything faster than the Acela. (at a time when the French have tested a train that could beat a plane flying the JFK-LAX route)
  • the California HSR route is longer than the Acela line and somehow that means the percentage market capture should be smaller — because as we all know people take High-Speed Rail to get to their neighbor’s house or their kitchen.
  • Apparently the species of homo sapiens (homo sillius?) that lives in the US is different than the species living in Japan and Europe — so therefore anything that other species does does not apply to homo sillius.
  • High-Speed Rail apparently is supposed to compete against Greyhound on a price basis and against planes based on time. I didn’t realize that the business bus traveler was such an important target market.
  • All that stuff in the latest Star Trek movie — you know …. those cool transporters that instantly zap you from place to place … are already in place. Those transporters will be used to instantly zap you out of your house, past airport security to your airline seat. Travelers will not have to arrive at the airport 2 hours before their flight. At the other end, the transporters will get travelers from LAX to where they really want to be. This will keep that airline flight of 80 min time competitive with a 150min HSR trip. The bad news is that sometimes TSA regulations result in you arriving unclothed because TSA needs to send your clothes for “extra screening”. Hospital gowns will be provided while you are waiting for your clothes to catch up. Remember the adage to deal with stage fright “Imagine your audience is wearing no clothes?” well now you will not have to imagine…
  • Businesses survive by satisfying the “homo consumius” species. politicians survive by satisfying the “homo votius” species. Once again, new subspecies that our high school textbooks sadly have failed to document.
  • Bonds are a bad idea. investment is a bad idea.